3x5And the Wiener is... Episode Summary Aired: Wednesday August 8, 2001
Peter feels jealous when he finds out Chris has a larger penis than he does, so he tries various tactics like buying a new car and joining a gun club. He then takes Chris on a father-son hunting trip only for Chris to eventually save the day.
Meanwhile, Meg finds herself to be a target of abuse from the cool kids at school when she joins the flag girl squad.