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Oh, you people can kiss the fattest part of my ass.

peter griffin

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Stewie: Did you hear that Meg? Guys can marry other guys now. So...this is awkward, but I mean, if they can do that, that is pretty much it for you, isn't it? I mean you as well pack it in. Game over.

Stewie

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I've got an idea--an idea so smart that my head would explode if I even began to know what I'm talking about.

Peter Griffin

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Oooh, a piece of candy. Oooh, a piece of candy. ooh

james woods

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Mum mum mum mum mummy mummy mummy mummy Lois........ Hi-

Stewie griffin

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I've Got An Idea. An Idea So Smart My Head Would Explode If I Even Began To Know What I Was Talking About.

peter griffin

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Oooh, a piece of candy.

james woods

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Hey mother, I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster.

stewie griffin

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