South Park Quotes

Well I looked in my moms closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an Ultravibe Pleasure 2000.

Eric Cartman

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Oh my god! They killed Kenny.

Stan Marsh

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Wow! Elton John's house is bigger than Cartman's ass!

Kyle Broflovski (Season 2 Episode 14)

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Well God, I guess you got me again, didn't you? Yeah, that was a good one, God. Hope it made you laugh, you sick bastard.

Eric Cartman

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Don't lie, Stan. Lying makes you sterile.

Mr. Garrison

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I'm so high man, I don't think I can take it.

Towelie

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Cartman, that's the dumbest thing you've ever said... this week.

Kyle Broflovski

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Did you know that when one little panda pulls on another little panda’s underwear, that’s sexual harassment? That makes me a saaaaad panda.

Sexual Harassment Panda (Season 3 Episode 6)

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Naw dude, independent films are those black and white hippy movies. They're always about gay cowboys eating pudding.

Eric Cartman

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Oh, Kyle, you just made a huge withdrawal at the First Bank of Lies.

Eric Cartman

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