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Take New York City, add every horrifying beast, science-fiction freak, and fantasy faerie, shake thoroughly, and you've got UGLY AMERICANS. This animated horror-comedy series follows one Mark Lilly, social worker at the Department of Integration, as he helps new citizens both human and "other" adapt to hectic life in the Big Apple. There are easier tasks than weaning vampires off of blood, socializing land-whales, and housebreaking werewolves, but Mark is up to the challenge. Between his stressful job, a zombie roommate, and a demon ex-girlfriend, Mark's lucky if he can sneak in a few minutes of sleep. But who can sleep when there's a drop-dead gorgeous Mermaid sitting at the bar?
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Season 1 Episode List

1x1 Pilot aired: Wednesday Mar 17, 2010
It's a typical day in the life for Mark: he attempts to deal with his zombie roommate, his demonic girlfriend who wants him to meet Daddy, and Homeland Security's efforts to use Mark's client list to meet their quote of illegal immigrant roundups so they can win a ham.
1x2 An American Werewolf in America aired: Wednesday Mar 24, 2010
Mark tries to deal with a werewolf integration case, but has more on his hands when Randall can't resist his zombie urges, and Leonard decides to top his brother Christ Angel by performing the ultimate illusion: resurrecting Mark from the dead.
1x3 Demon Baby aired: Wednesday Mar 31, 2010
When Mark takes care of an abandoned demon baby, Callie finds herself suffering from strange maternal demon impulses, and Twayne smells her pheromones and grows a mating bone.
1x4 Blob Gets a Job aired: Wednesday Apr 7, 2010
Mark accidentally outs his roommate as a zombie; Leonard tries to identify a strange new creature.
1x5 Treegasm aired: Wednesday Apr 14, 2010
Mark meets a pair of creatures who are expected to participate in a public mating ritual.
1x6 So, You Want to Be a Vampire? aired: Wednesday Apr 21, 2010
As the city contends with a bizarre epidemic, Mark counsels a young woman who wants to become a vampire.
1x7 Kong of Queens aired: Wednesday Apr 28, 2010
When the budget for social services is cut, Mark and Leonard find themselves with time off. Mark tries to help Randall, who has been severed at the waist and needs new legs, while counseling a giant ape with OCD. Meanwhile, Callie and Twayne attend a demon convention, and Callie worries that Twayne is hitting on her.
1x8 Better Off Undead aired: Wednesday Oct 6, 2010
Mark counsels Tim the two-headed worm creature and gives psychiatric evaluations to Department of Integration employees while Randall seeks to become a proper zombie.
1x9 Kill...Mark, Kill aired: Wednesday Oct 13, 2010
Mark tries to help Leonard with his wand issues, Twayne meets his soul mate.
1x10 Sympathy for the Devil aired: Wednesday Oct 20, 2010
Twayne is forced to endure a series of difficult consequences when he decides to make a horrendous agreement regarding a local politician's soul.
1x11 Hell for the Holidays aired: Wednesday Oct 27, 2010
Mark and Randall go down to hell to spend Halloween with Callie's family who have some special plan for Mark.
1x12 Trolling for Terror aired: Wednesday Nov 3, 2010
After Randall joins the cast of a sleazy reality show, the program's unbalanced producer becomes obsessed with Mark.
1x13 Soulsucker aired: Wednesday Nov 10, 2010
Because of Mark's Zechalech gift, Callie is under the impression that he wants her to suck out his soul.
1x14 The Manbirds aired: Wednesday Nov 17, 2010
Mark adopts a baby Man-Bird that was separated from its flock, while Grimes tries to settle a blood-feud with their champion.

Season 2 Episode List

2x1 Wet Hot Demonic Summer aired: Thursday Jun 30, 2011
Callie and Twayne build a summer camp as part of their plot to infiltrate a secret wizard compound where Leonard is training his apprentice.
2x2 Callie and Her Sister aired: Thursday Jul 7, 2011
Callie's parents get back together and have a new baby. But when their marriage falls apart again, Callie must play guardian to this younger, hotter spawn of the devil.
2x3 Ride Me to Hell aired: Thursday Jul 14, 2011
The end of his favorite TV series, "Dishonorable Discharge" sends Grimes off the deep end. Mark has to help him get to the bottom of his inexplicable attachment to the show, uncovering a deep seated memory along the way.
2x4 G. I. Twayne aired: Thursday Jul 21, 2011
Mark inadvertently learns of a plot to end humanity when he's drafted into Satan's Dark Army with Twayne.
2x5 The Ring of Powers aired: Thursday Jul 28, 2011
After Mark finds a ring in Leonard's desk, he inadvertently activates the wizard's engagement from a bygone era, when dragons roamed Earth.
2x6 Attack of Mark's Clone aired: Thursday Aug 4, 2011
Callie hopes that making a clone of Mark will guarantee the Department of Integration's win in a bowling tournament, but the plan backfires when the duplicate tries to frame her for murder.
2x7 Wail Street aired: Thursday Aug 11, 2011
Randall's idea to sell Mark's soul on the Soul Exchange draws interest from Callie and her father. Meanwhile, Grimes thinks he's found the next great pop-music sensation.
2x8 Little Ship of Horrors aired: Thursday Aug 18, 2011
Twayne throws a company party aboard a cruise ship; Randall gets sick from dangerous pollen.
2x9 Lilly and the Beast aired: Thursday Aug 25, 2011
Callie reveals to Mark that she's been sleeping with other guys, while a girlfriend from Marks past returns with a dark secret.
2x10 Mummy Dearest aired: Thursday Sep 1, 2011
Randall feels neglected; Grimes mummy returns.
2x11 Journey to the Center of Twayne aired: Wednesday Mar 14, 2012
An ant-sized arsonist named Jerry flees Mark's custody, escaping up Twayne's nostril. A miniaturized Leonard, Grimes and Mark must track Jerry through Twayne's body to bring him to justice.
2x12 Any Given Workday aired: Wednesday Mar 21, 2012
With the big company intramural football game around the corner, everyone starts getting nervous about the lineup -- Mark is a wonderful team player, but a terrible actual player. When Randall demonstrates the power of his recently replaced arm, he is given a job at the D.O.I. as the team's ringer.
2x13 The Roast of Twayne the Boneraper aired: Wednesday Mar 28, 2012
In honor of Twayne's 10-year anniversary of running the D.O.I., Callie and the crew throw him a Roast. But when Mark's attempt at edgy humor goes too far, Twayne quits, leaving Mark in charge. Before his first day as boss is up, Mark makes a management mistake so catastrophic that it almost destroys New York City.
2x14 Mark Loves Dick aired: Wednesday Apr 4, 2012
Mark becomes conflicted about his relationship with Callie. He does his best to be understanding, but their love is soon put to the test when they are asked to embark on a dangerous mission to the fabled underwater city of Atlantis.
2x15 The Stalking Dead aired: Wednesday Apr 11, 2012
When the country's biggest pop star (Lady Hoo-Ha) turns into a zombie, millions of her devoted fans follow suit; Mark befriends one of the new zombies and Randall is forced to deal with his jealousy issues.
2x16 The Dork Knight aired: Wednesday Apr 18, 2012
After being bitten by a rabid Bat-Boy, Mark becomes a masked crimefighter; Mark wages war against New York's criminals and their catlike leader with the help of his loyal sidekick, Koala Man.
2x17 Fools for Love aired: Wednesday Apr 25, 2012
Mark chooses April Fool's Day to ask Callie to take their relationship to the next level, but his romantic gesture is threatened when Callie's vengeful ex-boyfriend returns to win her back; Leonard tries to redeem a winning lottery ticket.

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