American Dad Episode Guide

American Dad

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TV Show: American Dad
2005

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Mondays at 10:00 PM on TBS
Genres Animation Comedy
The show revolves around C.I.A. Agent Stan Smith, and his not so average family. Stan is constantly fighting off terrorists who threaten the safety of the United States, sometimes causing more harm than good. His wife Francine is your average house wife. She juggles Stan and the kids while keeping a sound mind. Hayley, Stan's only daughter, is your average rebellious teenager. She speaks her own mind, and does things her own way. Steve, Stan's only son, is a bit of a "geek". He enjoys games like Dungeons and Dragons, and participating in comic book conventions. Although he's not Stan's dream son, he always makes him proud. Then there's Roger, the illegal alien (literally) who the Smith's are keeping protected. Roger deals with your average alien emotions, and the fact that he is not allowed out in public, which causes him great distress. Last but not least, Klaus, the Smith's wisecracking talking fish (well, after he was removed from his body) who is secretly in love with Fra
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Season 1 Episode List
1x1 Bullocks to Stan aired: Sunday Sep 11, 2005 Stan finds Deputy Director Bullock, his supervisor, starting a relationship with Hayley. However, he can't risk saying or doing anything about it because he's up for a promotion at the CIA. Meanwhile, Steve finds Dick Cheney's BlackBerry and uses the contact numbers to play pranks on political figures from around the world.
1x2 A Smith in the Hand aired: Sunday Sep 18, 2005 When Steve brings home a permission slip to take sex ed at school, Stan flips out and demands to teach it himself. However, after Stan unrealistically explains the birds and the bees to Steve, he gets into an accident that causes him to take matters into his own hands. Meanwhile, Roger becomes a bartender in hopes of making something of himself.
1x3 All About Steve aired: Sunday Sep 25, 2005 When the CIA organizes a father-son baseball game, Stan is determined to show his co-workers that his son is masculine and athletic. Unfortunately, Steve is a geek, so Stan decides to lie and ditches him. But after getting a taste of his own treatment at work, Stan turns to Steve and his sci-fi knowledge to help capture a cyber-terrorist. Meanwhile, Roger goes incognito in a desperate attempt to interact with humans.
1x4 Con Heir aired: Sunday Oct 2, 2005 When Stan's father passes away, Stan reveals his real father is actually Jack Smith, a super suave spy. Jack convinces Stan to quit the CIA and work with him at the Scarlet Alliance, an ultra-secret spy group. Francine is upset with Stan, who is busy training with Jack for a mission involving uranium, artwork and terrorists. But when the FBI shows up at the Smiths' house looking for an international jewel thief, Francine suspects Jack is the fake.
1x5 Stan of Arabia (1) aired: Sunday Nov 6, 2005 Stan has to throw a party for his boss and assumes his wife Francine will do all the work, but she refuses. With Stan as party planner, the event turns into a disaster. As a result, Stan's boss relocates Stan and his family to Saudi Arabia, where they quickly get a taste of life on foreign ground. As American and Arabian social norms clash, gender wars heat up.
1x6 Stan of Arabia (2) aired: Sunday Nov 13, 2005 As the Smiths continue to live in Saudi Arabia, Stan is fully enjoying the male-dominated society, while the rest of the family struggles with the different social norms. Meanwhile, Francine's musical expos on gender roles gets her into trouble, and a brush with death leads the Smiths to return to the United States.
1x7 Deacon Stan, Jesus Man aired: Sunday Jun 19, 2005 Stan goes to great lengths to compete against his rival, Chuck White, and become the new deacon of their church. Meanwhile, Roger's ""temporary problem,"" which Stan tries to use to his advantage, causes all sorts of problems for Steve, Betsy, the rest of the family, and eventually, Stan.
Season 2 Episode List
2x1 Camp Refoogee aired: Sunday Sep 10, 2006 When Stan tries to trick Steve into attending summer camp, things go horribly wrong and Steve ends up in a refugee camp. However, Stan, being the eternal optimist, joins Steve and manages to stage a camp Olympics between the refugees and the rebel faction living across the river.
2x2 The American Dad After School Special aired: Sunday Sep 17, 2006 Stan realizes his own weight problem after he criticizes Steve about his new, overweight girlfriend, so he goes overboard with exercising, and develops anorexia. Steve realizes that his overweight girlfriend is the root of his father's problems, and he has to make a hard choice in an effort to save his father's life.
2x3 Failure is Not a Factory-Installed Option aired: Sunday Sep 24, 2006 Stan loses his confidence, and his job, when a car salesman gets the best of him in a negotiation. Meanwhile, Roger and Steve set up a makeshift drive-in to try to get to first base with popular schoolgirls.
2x4 Lincoln Lover aired: Sunday Nov 5, 2006 Stan has his heart set on speaking at the Republican National Convention on behalf of the Langley chapter, but when they pass him up for another candidate, he accepts the only endorsement he gets from the local chapter of Gay Republicans. While the people around him disapprove of his new lifestyle choice, Stan decides to follow his heart to speak on their behalf.
2x5 Dungeons and Wagons aired: Sunday Nov 12, 2006 After Francine tells Stan she's looking for excitement in their marriage, Stan gets in the driver's seat and becomes involved in drag racing to spice things up. Meanwhile, Hayley breaks up with her boyfriend, Jeff, who is emotionally crushed until he joins Steve's world of online gaming. When Hayley finds out, she tries to sabotage their fun.
2x6 Iced, Iced Babies aired: Sunday Nov 19, 2006 When Steve's new relationship with his girlfriend gives Francine empty nest syndrome, she tries to convince Stan to have another baby. Meanwhile, Roger tries to enroll in college with Haley in order to experience college life, but while Roger ends up teaching the class, Haley finds a new crush in her classmate Ethan (Elijah Woods), who turns out to be far from normal.
2x7 Of Ice and Men aired: Sunday Nov 26, 2006 When Francine discovers Stan's secret, decades-old passion for competitive figure skating, she decides to be supportive and becomes his pairs partner until Stan's competitive nature gets the best of him and he ditches her for a new partner. Meanwhile, Steve's classmate Snot finds new respect among his peers when he parades his mail-order bride around the playground.
2x8 Irregarding Steve aired: Sunday Dec 10, 2006 When Roger helps Steve see that his father isn't as smart as he always believed, the power-hungry pair set their sights on fame and fortune in New York City. It doesn't take long for Roger to lose everything on Wall Street, and Steve contemplates prostitution after Jon Stewart shoots down his comedy routine. Meanwhile, the rest of the family is certain that the two have just run away to the tree house, so when it explodes in a lightning storm, they are devastated, but console themselves with Steve's college fund.
2x9 The Best Christmas Story Never Told aired: Sunday Dec 17, 2006 When an injunction prevents Langley Falls from lighting their annual Christmas tree, Stan blames secular non-believers for ruining his favorite holiday. With Stan's holiday spirit at an all-time low, the Ghost of Christmas Past visits him and tries to show him the true meaning of Christmas. However, Stan is convinced that Christmas can be saved by changing the outcome of Vietnam, but finds that changing the past only dramatically changes the future.
2x10 Rough Trade aired: Sunday Jan 8, 2006 After Stan and Roger have a rough day, they get into a fight that leads to a ""Freaky Friday""-type switcheroo where they get a taste of life in each other's shoes. But after the excitement of a new life stales, they face each other's problems as Roger is under pressure at work and Stan yearns to be needed. The swap gets out of hand as the family starts to crumble.
2x11 Finances With Wolves aired: Sunday Jan 29, 2006 After receiving a hefty bonus from work, Stan buys extravagant gadgets while Francine pleads for her dream kiosk. Upset about his lack of support, Francine opens a muffin shop without his approval and gives Stan a taste of life without a housewife. In a desperate move, Stan puts Klaus' brain back into a human body – only to discover it was a huge mistake as Klaus tries to win over Francine. Meanwhile, Steve is convinced he's a teen wolf after watching a horror film.
2x12 It's Good to be the Queen aired: Sunday Feb 26, 2006 Because of a past incident at his own prom, where he was lured into a dance with the homecoming queen only to have a pile of pigs dropped on him, Stan wants revenge by showing off that he married a homecoming queen, Francine. A proud Stan accompanies Francine to her reunion, but when they find out that two ballots were lost and that Francine didn't actually win the crown, Stan is devastated. Meanwhile, a dejected Steve is “saved” by a pizza delivery man with a Messianic message.
2x13 Roger 'n Me aired: Sunday Apr 23, 2006 When Stan goes to Atlantic City for a bachelor party and is shunned by his so-called best friend, Roger steps in and becomes Stan's new sidekick. Their friendship goes to a whole new level, but when they return home and face Francine, Stan realizes that what happens in Atlantic City doesn't necessarily stay there. Meanwhile, Hayley and Steve team up to break up a good-looking couple.
2x14 Helping Handis aired: Sunday Apr 30, 2006 Stan wants Steve to be popular and goes to desperate measures giving him steroids to make him bigger, better, and part of the in-crowd at school. But when the steroids have an unexpected side effect, Steve gets a lot more attention than anyone expected. Meanwhile, after Hayley makes a movie about Francine's life as a housewife, Francine is determined to start a new career as a doctor.
2x15 With Friends Like Steve's aired: Sunday May 7, 2006 After Steve shows a lack of interest in Stan's job, Stan replaces him with Barry, Steve's malicious friend. Barry frames Steve to eliminate him from the household, but when Steve discovers Barry's weakness, he relies on his CIA skills to save the family. Meanwhile, Roger takes an impressive keg-stand and uses it to become a fraternity brother.
2x16 Tears of a Clooney aired: Sunday May 14, 2006 When Francine's birthday brings back haunting memories of a celebrity film moment stolen by George Clooney, Francine's new dream is to destroy the star. But when she tries to win Clooney's heart with the intention of breaking it, Stan actually falls for him and sabotages the plan. Meanwhile, back at home, Roger builds a vineyard and starts up a private sweat shop of foster children.
Season 3 Episode List
3x1 The Vacation Goo aired: Sunday Sep 30, 2007 When Francine discovers that all of their family vacations have been artificially created memories, she gets very angry and demands a real vacation. However, when the vacation seems too good to be true, Francine is convinced it's the work of the CIA and causes the family to suffer the consequences. Meanwhile, Roger attempts to become the greatest actor who ever lived.
3x2 Meter Made aired: Sunday Oct 7, 2007 In order to be taken more seriously and to be a somebody, Stan becomes a meter maid who seems to have all of the power. Now he's getting the best tables at restaurants, pocketing quarters from meters and impressing Francine with his prowess. But, when Turlington from Parking Internal Affairs pays him a visit, Stan realizes crime and this lifestyle don't pay. Meanwhile, Hayley poses nude for a college art class and is surprised to see Roger there.
3x3 Dope & Faith aired: Sunday Oct 14, 2007 Stan prays for a friend and thinks God sent him one, but he turns out to be an atheist. Stan tries to convince his friend that God exists by making his life extremely hard until his plan backfires. Meanwhile, Roger convinces Steve that he has been accepted to Hogwarts.
3x4 Big Trouble in Little Langley aired: Sunday Nov 4, 2007 When Francine's adopted parents stop by for an unannounced stay, Stan is furious that they refuse to assimilate to his "man of the house" ways. After he unsuccessfully tries to give them the boot, he is convinced that finding Francine's birth parents will change things. Meanwhile, Steve tries to live to the extreme in order to get to second base with the class hottie.
3x5 Haylias aired: Sunday Nov 11, 2007 When Hayley decides to move to France because of imperialistic oppression, Stan will do anything to stop her including revealing the fact that she was brainwashed as a child by the CIA. Feeling desperate, Stan activates her trigger word and gains control over Hayley against the advice of his boss, Bullock. Everything is going fine until Stan remembers that if he doesn't change Hayley back to normal, there will be deadly consequences for him. Meanwhile, Steve and Roger become private Dick Tracys.
3x6 The 42-Year-Old Virgin aired: Sunday Nov 18, 2007 While playing poker with the guys, Stan is found to be a virgin. Not in the traditional way, but in that he's never killed anyone. Roger and the guys help Stan bust his killing cherry.
3x7 Surro-Gate aired: Sunday Dec 2, 2007 When Francine decides to be a surrogate for her gay neighbors Terry and Greg, Stan's Republican blood boils. Although he pretends to be happy, when the baby is born, Stan kidnaps her and heads to the Nebraska boarder, where gay couples have no rights. Meanwhile Steve and Roger pull a Howard Hughes and become reclusive after they think Klaus is out to get them.
3x9 Frannie 911 aired: Sunday Jan 6, 2008 After a big fight between Stan and Roger, Francine comes up with a plan to try and reunite the pair. Hoping to show Roger that Stan still cares about him, Francine fakes Roger's kidnapping, but when Stan never shows up to pay the ransom, it forces Roger to rethink the way he treats people.
3x10 Bush Comes to Dinner aired: Sunday Jan 7, 2007 When Stan enters an essay contest to have his personal hero, President Bush, come over for dinner, he is overcome with joy when the President arrives at his doorstep. However, not everyone in the Smith family shares Stan's excitement. Hayley tries to drill President Bush on the Iraq war, and Steve and Roger attempt to convince him that they've found Osama Bin Laden, but instead get him drunk. Stan tries to save the President from public humiliation, while Hayley revels in his fall from glory.
3x11 American Dream Factory aired: Sunday Jan 28, 2007 When Stan feels like he's not climbing the ladder fast enough at work, he turns to his lifelong ambition of making festive teddy bears. However, when he realizes that making a quick profit takes a lot of work, he resorts to using illegal aliens as cheap labor. Meanwhile, Hayley sees her father's new business model as an atrocity and takes matters into her own hands by calling Uncle Sam.
3x12 A.T. The Abusive Terrestrial aired: Sunday Feb 11, 2007 When Roger is rejected by Steve, who seems to be over him, Roger heads out in search of a new human companion. But when this new friend starts to abuse Roger and the relationship turns into a lot of excuses and sorry's, Steve and Hayley scheme to get Roger out of the bad relationship and back home where he belongs. Meanwhile, Stan tours the Mr. Pibb factory and meets the man himself.
3x13 Black Mystery Month aired: Sunday Feb 18, 2007 While researching a paper about George Washington Carver in celebration of Black History Month, Steve uncovers a conspiracy that's been going on since the Civil War. When the curator of the Smithsonian Peanut Museum reaches out to tell Steve the truth, he's mysteriously murdered, and Steve and Stan are tracked by a secret society that will stop at nothing to keep this scandalous secret of American history.
3x14 An Apocalypse to Remember aired: Sunday Mar 25, 2007 Stan arrives late to a CIA nuclear drill and thinks it's real. He decides to move the family into the mountains to survive the apocalypse. Even though he realizes his error, he begins to enjoy the attention that he gets from the family so much that he doesn't tell them the truth. However, when the family meets a mountain man and learns the truth, Stan has some explaining to do.
3x15 Four Little Words aired: Sunday Apr 1, 2007 Stan sets Bullock up on a date with one of Francine's friends. Fearing that Francine will be right about the outcome of the date, Stan goes to great lengths to make sure it goes well by getting everyone drunk. Unfortunately, Bullock accidentally kills the woman, to which Stan frames Francine for the murder in order to keep her from asking so many questions.
3x16 When a Stan Loves a Woman aired: Sunday Apr 29, 2007 After Stan discovers that Francine has a secret sex garden, he feels like their marriage may be crumbling. Looking to rekindle their romance, Francine asks for a divorce so that Stan can experience life as a bachelor again, and both learn a valuable lesson in love. Meanwhile, addicted to an energy drink, Steve finds himself panhandling in the streets to support his new habit.
3x17 I Can't Stan You aired: Sunday May 6, 2007 When Stan brings home CIA equipment designed to eavesdrop on conversations, he finds out that his neighbors don't think too highly of him. In retaliation, Stan has the entire neighborhood evicted so that he can live free of any criticism. However, when an unexpected friend comes to his rescue, he realizes that gossip is a two-way street.
3x18 The Magnificent Steven aired: Sunday May 13, 2007 After Stan is prosecuted for sending contaminated cattle to a slaughterhouse, he says that it began as a quest to make a man out of Steve. Meanwhile, Roger sparks a cat fight between Francine and Hayley, for reasons of his own.
3x19 Joint Custody aired: Sunday May 20, 2007 Roger becomes a bounty hunter, and he and Stan race cross-country to turn in Jeff, who is wanted for smuggling pot into Florida.
Season 4 Episode List
4x1 1600 Candles aired: Sunday Sep 28, 2008 The Smiths' plans to celebrate Roger's 1,600th birthday are sidetracked when Steve announces that he's finally going through puberty. Ever fearful of the thought of a Steve with raging hormones, Stan and Francine try to bypass the pains of having another teenager with experimental medicine.
4x2 The One That Got Away aired: Sunday Oct 5, 2008 When Roger discovers that someone has maxed out his credit card, he is certain it is identify theft and is determined to bring down the crook. After playing "Matlock" for a few days and dishing out some street justice, he realizes things are not quite right and seem all too familiar.
4x3 One Little Word aired: Sunday Oct 19, 2008 When Stan becomes his boss' go-to guy, he feels like he can't say no to anything including outrageous personal requests. But when Francine gets roped into the annoying ordeal and her romantic Valentine's Day get-away is ruined, she lays down the law and forces Stan to say "NO".
4x4 Choosey Wives Choose Smith aired: Sunday Nov 2, 2008 Stan becomes jealous when he finds out Francine was once engaged to a pilot whose plane crashed. Little does she know that her former fiancé is still alive, and when Stan realizes this, he and Roger try to track him down, while Francine must choose between her husband or her lost love.
4x5 Escape From Pearl Bailey aired: Sunday Nov 9, 2008 Steve plots his revenge against all the popular girls who torment nerds and losers at his school.
4x6 Pulling Double Booty aired: Sunday Nov 16, 2008 Hayley breaks up with her boyfriend and falls for Stan's body double from the CIA. Things take a bizarre twist when the double begins hitting on Francine.
4x8 The Most Adequate Christmas Ever aired: Sunday Dec 16, 2007 After Stan comes home from another dangerous mission, he finds that his family has decked the halls with boughs of holly and donned themselves with gay apparel, but just not to his satisfaction. He demands a grander Christmas starting with the search of a bigger and better tree in the forest. When his family has had enough, Stan powers on by himself, finds the perfect tree and meets an untimely end. While in Limbo, he has to fight for a second chance at life and battle the forces of good and evil to save his family.
4x10 Tearjerker aired: Sunday Jan 13, 2008 Stan and the family are characters in a James Bond style spoof. Stan must stop Tearjerker, played by Roger, a diabolical film producer who makes movies that can kill. Tearjerker's fiendish plot involves abducting celebrities from his spa and replacing them with celebrity robots that make horrible movies, all in an effort to make his masterpiece "Oscar's Gold" the best and saddest movie ever, causing millions of moviegoers to cry themselves to death.
4x11 Oedipal Panties aired: Sunday Jan 27, 2008 When Stan's mom gets dumped for the umpteenth time by a boyfriend, she comes running to Stan for support. Feeling threatened by her always-visiting mother-in-law, Francine is determined to cut Stan's umbilical cord and figure out what keeps going wrong with the men in her life. Like a regular Cagney & Lacey, Francine and Roger go undercover to solve the case. Meanwhile, Klaus gives Steve the ick.
4x12 Widowmaker aired: Sunday Feb 17, 2008 Francine pushes Stan to open up to her emotionally, but she gets more than she bargained for when he tells her that he killed her best friend Julie's husband. Meanwhile, Roger plays psychiatrist to help them work through their issues.
4x13 Red October Sky aired: Sunday Apr 27, 2008 Stan goes in search of a former KGB agent, Sergei, and is shocked to find that the man is his new next-door neighbor and that Sergei has already turned Steve into a communist. Meanwhile, Roger and Klaus head to France for a little R&R but their trip takes a turn for the worse when Klaus gets busted for drug smuggling.
4x14 Office Spaceman aired: Sunday May 4, 2008 Roger begins to release photos of himself to the local media for extra cash, prompting the CIA to initiate an Alien Task Force. Through a twist of fate, Roger ends up in charge of the task force in disguise, creating tension at home as he is now Stan's boss. Meanwhile, Francine comes to grips with being left-handed and Roger frames Stan as an alien in attempt to keep his identity a secret.
4x15 Stanny Slickers II: The Legend of Ollie's Gold aired: Sunday May 11, 2008 Officially declared dead after an accident with a pudding truck, Stan comes back to life to realize his dream of leaving a legacy on the world and begins to excavate his home in search of Ollie North's "Contra"-band buried treasure. As the search for gold goes "North," life at home heads south as Hayley turns to body-piercing, Steve creates a robotic girlfriend and Roger files for sexual harassment.
4x16 Spring Breakup aired: Sunday May 18, 2008 Stan has a Spring Break-induced mid-life crisis. With Francine away visiting her parents, Roger invites Spring Breakers to party at the Smith household. But Stan nearly has a Spring Breakdown when he falls prey to booze-cruising Jessica and Steve tries to lose his virginity to the luscious Carmen Selectra.
Season 5 Episode List
5x7 Phantom of the Telethon aired: Sunday Nov 30, 2008 Roger suggests Stan hold a telethon to raise funds after the CIA's budget cut, but when Stan takes all the credit for the idea, Roger tries to sabotage it.
5x8 Chimdale aired: Sunday Jan 25, 2009 When Steve suffers indignities in school because of the back brace he must wear for his scoliosis, Stan confides in him that he wears a wig to cover his baldness. Meanwhile, Roger invites both Francine and Hayley to a posh spa even though he has only two passes, so he sneaks in Hayley in a suitcase, raising the suspicions of the house detective.
5x9 Stan Time aired: Sunday Feb 8, 2009 Stan is ecstatic when a co-worker gives him pills that allow him to stay up all night but feel like he slept for eight hours.
5x10 Family Affair aired: Sunday Feb 15, 2009 When the Smiths try to plan a family game night, Roger is full of excuses about prior commitments. However, when he is caught in a lie, the Smiths feel stabbed in the back when they realize Roger has been cheating on them with other families. Stan, Francine, Hayley and Steve go on the offensive to teach Roger a lesson about monogamy until Roger has a breakthrough about why he isn't a one family kind-of-guy.
5x11 Live and Let Fry aired: Sunday Mar 1, 2009 When Langley Falls implements a ban on trans fats, Stan finds himself legally separated from his favorite foods. He sets a poor example for the rest of the family when he blatantly disregards the law by crossing county lines and using Steve as a trans-fatty food mule to satisfy his own gluttonous desires.
5x12 Roy Rogers McFreely aired: Sunday Mar 8, 2009 When Stan forgets to pick up grenadine at the grocery store, Roger goes ballistic and vows to get him back by taking over a project close to his heart – the Homeowner's Association.
5x13 Jack's Back aired: Sunday Mar 15, 2009 Steve signs Stan up for a father-son bike tournament, but the plan veers off-track when Stan admits that his father never taught him how to ride a bike. Determined to make things better, Steve helps reconcile Stan with his convict father. Meanwhile, Hayley needs internship credit for school, so Roger hires her to bartend at his makeshift bar in the attic.
5x14 Bar Mitzvah Shuffle aired: Sunday Mar 22, 2009 Steve and the gang sabotage a stuck-up kid's bar mitzvah after he hits on Steve's girlfriend, Debbie. But when Snot gets wrongly accused of stealing the kid's bar mitzvah money, he must answer to the Rabbi and his own celebration is in jeopardy. Meanwhile, Stan and Francine pitch a cell phone idea to Verizon, but the plan gets fuzzy when they can't deliver the goods.
5x15 Wife Insurance aired: Sunday Mar 29, 2009 When Stan gets kidnapped in Colombia, Francine fears he's gone for good. Stan finally reappears unharmed, but the real trouble erupts in the Smith household when he admits that he has a plan to marry his dentist if Francine dies before him. Meanwhile, Steve and Roger play detective duo "Wheels and the Legman."
5x16 Delorean Story-An aired: Sunday Apr 19, 2009 Stan is excited about finally building his dream car: a DeLorean. Francine encourages him to include Steve, so the two take a road trip in search of doors for the sports car. The trip veers off-track when there is a mad dash across the country to get the last set of doors available.
5x17 Every Which Way But Lose aired: Sunday Apr 26, 2009 Steve joins a junior football team to make Stan proud. However, when a hyper-competitive Stan assumes the position of head coach, Steve gets kicked off the team for not being good enough. Out for revenge, Steve and Roger recruit a new team of misfits who threaten Stan's perfect season. Meanwhile, Francine and Hayley compete for a blue ribbon at the Langley County Fair.
5x18 Weiner of Our Discontent aired: Sunday May 3, 2009 Stan has had enough of Roger's antics! When he calls Roger out, Roger claims he has been sent to Earth to determine the fate of mankind. Stan challenges him to prove it, and is tickled pink when he learns Roger's real purpose for being on Earth. Roger struggles to get a grip on reality until a fateful turn of events helps put things in perspective.
5x19 Daddy Queerest aired: Sunday May 10, 2009 Neighbors Terry and Greg are nervous when Terry's father, football great Tank Bates, announces that he will be coming to town for a visit. Terry is worried because his dad doesn't know he's gay, has a baby or lives with his partner. Meanwhile, Steve goes on a drunken bender and learns the meaning of the phrase beer goggles.
5x20 Stan's Night Out aired: Sunday May 17, 2009 Stan leaves Francine at home to go out with the boys, but guys' night out goes from wild to reckless when Stan finds himself in one compromising situation after another. Meanwhile, Roger and Hayley use their charm and looks to attract a frat boy.
Season 6 Episode List
6x1 In Country... Club aired: Sunday Sep 27, 2009 When Steve is selected to sing the national anthem at the Langley Falls Veterans' Day celebration, he gets some heat from Stan who doesn't think he's ready for such an undertaking. Unimpressed with Steve's vocal talents, Stan decides Steve needs to experience real war in order to sing about our country's military prowess. But things quickly go south when Roger gets involved and Steve goes bananas.
6x2 Moon Over Isla Island aired: Sunday Oct 4, 2009 In order to get a promotion at work, Stan has to convince the dictator of Isla Island to sign a treaty. Stan meets the general and accidentally kills him and has Roger pose as the leader of the small island nation. Meanwhile, Steve and Snot become competitive to see who can get farther with the other's mom.
6x3 Home Adrone aired: Sunday Oct 11, 2009 Steve is left home as the family plan a trip to Boston hoping to locate a college for Hayley. When his friends arrive they convince him to break the rules, resulting in them finding the controls to a military drone in Stan's study. Meanwhile, after Stan leaves the plane to return home for his painkillers, Roger changes disguise from a little girl to a Stan constume so he can get served alcohol. When an air marshal notices that the girl is missing, he grounds the plane and investigates.
6x4 Brains, Brains and Automobiles aired: Sunday Oct 18, 2009 Francine teaches Roger to be self-sufficient so he can get his own place; at camp, Steve and his friends fall prey to a scheme.
6x5 Man in the Moonbounce aired: Sunday Nov 8, 2009 Steve must become the man of the house when Stan re-lives his childhood.
6x6 Shallow Vows aired: Sunday Nov 15, 2009 Upset that Francine has let herself go, Stan takes drastic measures when she asks him to renew their wedding vows.
6x7 My Morning Straitjacket aired: Sunday Nov 22, 2009 When Hayley goes to a My Morning Jacket concert against Stan's wishes, he crashes the show to bring her back home, but when he hears their music for the first time, it calls to him and he's smitten. Stan becomes obsessed with the band and decides to follow them on the road as a groupie.
6x8 G-String Circus aired: Sunday Nov 29, 2009 Upset that Hayley no longer wants his advice, Stan decides to prove that she is missing out on his sage counseling. After meeting a stripper on an important CIA mission, Stan takes it upon himself to improve her life and show Hayley that his advice works. But when he opens a new business, hoping to prove Hayley wrong, he finds himself dancing for cash to cover up his failures.
6x9 Rapture's Delight aired: Sunday Dec 13, 2009 When the Smith family goes to church on Christmas Day, Stan is furious when he can't get a good seat. While Francine tries to ease his frustration, a moment of divine intervention occurs. Upset that he has been left on earth with Francine during the ultimate fight between good and evil, Stan ditches his wife to get into the pearly gates of heaven, but when Francine is kidnapped, Stan fights to get her back.
6x10 Don't Look a Smith Horse in the Mouth aired: Sunday Jan 3, 2009 When Stan gets told by Francine to get rid of his gas-guzzling SUV, he and Roger hatch up a plan at the local horse track to avoid losing his car. Meanwhile, Steve and his friends help an old friend.
6x11 A Jones for a Smith aired: Sunday Jan 31, 2010 Stan puts down liberal social programs because he thinks they are a waste of money and gives Francine a hard time for lending a helping hand at the local homeless shelter. When Stan develops a nasty addiction and needs help, he suddenly has a change of heart.
6x12 May the Best Stan Win aired: Sunday Feb 14, 2010 Stan gives Francine "love coupons" for Valentine's Day, but refuses to honor them once he becomes preoccupied with his very own CIA cyborg. Meanwhile, Roger helps Steve and his friends remake a classic '80s movie.
6x13 Return of the Bling aired: Sunday Feb 21, 2010 When Stan admits that his heroes include the 1980 U.S. Olympic hockey team, Roger confesses that he played on the team; Reginald tries to win over Hayley by taking her to a concert.
6x14 Cops & Roger aired: Sunday Apr 11, 2010 After Roger and Francine are victims of a mugging, Roger joins the police academy so he can learn how to defend himself and his loved ones (including Stan and Steve), but he falls in with a corrupt cop (guest voice Cannavale) who leads him astray. Meanwhile, Hayley's new friendship threatens her long-term relationship. Chaz kidnaps and leaves Stan tied up and tape-gagged. Meanwhile, Roger kills Chaz and rescues Stan, who makes his boss happy.
6x15 Merlot Down Dirty Shame aired: Sunday Apr 18, 2010 When Roger and Francine go wine-tasting, Roger plants a big kiss on Francine in a drunken moment. Francine decides to tell Stan about this incident, but when they sit down to talk, Roger convinces Stan that Francine started it all.
6x16 Bully for Steve aired: Sunday Apr 25, 2010 Roger studies crime scene photography; Stan bullies Steve in hopes of toughening him up.
6x17 An Incident at Owl Creek aired: Sunday May 9, 2010 In preparation for a neighborhood pool party, Stan tells his family to get in tip-top shape. But when an accident ruins the Smith family name, a humiliated Stan fakes his family's deaths and moves everyone out of Langley Falls to escape his shame
6x18 Great Space Roaster aired: Sunday May 16, 2010 It's Roger's birthday, and he begs to be roasted, but when he ends up devastated by the jokes, he vows to pull his life together. Things take a turn for the worse when Roger takes it one step too far, causing the Smith family to go on the run
Season 7 Episode List
7x1 100 A.D. (1) aired: Sunday Oct 3, 2010 Stan offers a reward to the person who can stop Hayley and her old boyfriend from eloping.
7x2 Son of Stan (2) aired: Sunday Oct 10, 2010 Francine and Stan compare parenting skills after Stan creates a clone of Steve; Roger searches for the missing bride and groom.
7x3 Best Little Horror House in Langley Falls aired: Sunday Nov 7, 2010 Wanting to have the scariest haunted house on the block, Stan comes up with a ''killer'' setup; Steve competes to win the heart of his overprotective friend's younger sister.
7x4 Stan's Food Restaurant aired: Sunday Nov 14, 2010 Stan is ecstatic when Roger offers to help him live out his lifelong dream of opening a restaurant to rival his favorite childhood haunt - until their different visions for what the eatery should be cause havoc. Meanwhile, Steve meets Ashley, the new girl in school who invites him over while her parents are out of town.
7x5 White Rice aired: Sunday Nov 21, 2010 After an argument between Stan and Francine breaks out, Stan suggests they go see a counselor, who hypnotizes Francine and reawakens her lifelong dream of being a comedian. Meanwhile, back in Langley Falls, Steve brings home a potential love interest for Klaus.
7x6 There Will Be Bad Blood aired: Sunday Nov 28, 2010 It's Thanksgiving in Langley Falls, and as usual, Stan invites his half-brother, Rusty, over to show off his cornucopia of wealth and good fortune. But when Stan finds out that Rusty is far wealthier than he led on, Stan tries to take from Rusty what he feels is rightfully his. Things don't go well, and the Smith family nearly loses it all.
7x7 The People vs. Martin Sugar aired: Sunday Dec 5, 2010 If there's one thing that Stan Smith loves, it's a good jury trial. He anxiously awaits his annual jury summons. But when Roger is the defendant in the trial where Stan is the foreman, he is finally in a position to make Roger accountable for his misdeeds. Meanwhile, Jeff and Hayley move in with the Smiths, and Francine tries to get Jeff to clean up his act.
7x8 For Whom the Sleigh Bell Tolls aired: Sunday Dec 12, 2010 Despite Francine's warning, Stan gives Steve a gun for Christmas; Steve accidentally shoots Santa.
7x9 Fart-break Hotel aired: Sunday Jan 16, 2011 After Roger releases lethal gas into the Smith residence, the family moves into a hotel while the fumes clear. With no housework to do, Francine finds herself with a lot of free time on her hands. After befriending the hotel concierge (guest voice Elizondo), she soon finds herself working in the construction business, but realizes that perhaps she is better suited for family life. Meanwhile, Steve travels back in time to 1981 to meet the artist who painted a portrait of his dream girl.
7x10 Stanny Boy and Frantastic aired: Sunday Jan 23, 2011 Stan and Francine have trouble keeping up with a younger couple's lifestyle.
7x11 A Piñata Named Desire aired: Sunday Feb 13, 2011 With a flair for the dramatic, Roger invites Stan to attend one of his acting classes. However, tempers flare when they both audition for the same role, leaving them to duke it out for top dog. Meanwhile, Steve and his friends get into a pillow fight when they try to plan the greatest slumber party ever.
7x12 You Debt Your Life aired: Sunday Feb 20, 2011 After an argument with Stan, Roger moves out of the house and is subsequently replaced. Meanwhile, Steve acquires a new job at Pearl Bailey High School.
7x13 I Am the Walrus aired: Sunday Mar 27, 2011 When Steve challenges Stan for family dominance, Stan does everything he can to prove to Steve that he is the alpha male of the Smith house. Meanwhile, Hayley and Jeff seek marriage counseling when the honeymoon phase wears off.
7x14 School Lies aired: Sunday Apr 3, 2011 In an attempt to advance in the CIA, Stan enrolls Steve in the same private school as Senator Buckingham's daughter. After Steve quits and joins a Latina street gang, Roger fills in & things are going well until Roger accidentally sells the senator's daughter to a drug lord.
7x15 License to Till aired: Sunday Apr 10, 2011 When Steve has trouble crossing over into the "cool kids" social circle, Klaus and Roger place their bets to see how quickly Roger can make him cool. Everything they try backfires until Steve becomes the in-crowds designated driver. Meanwhile, Stan and Francine take turns pranking each other.
7x16 Jenny Fromdabloc aired: Sunday Apr 17, 2011 After Snot professes his love for Hayley and gets shot down, Steve and Roger devise a plan to cheer him up. Roger dresses up as Steve's cousin from New Jersey, Jenny Fromdabloc, and Snot falls hard for her. Meanwhile, Stan wants to live like a gentleman of the 1960s, complete with dark suits and dry martinis.
7x17 Home Wrecker aired: Sunday May 8, 2011 Stan and Francine fight over how to redecorate the house. It goes so far that they split the house down the middle and try to live without each other. Meanwhile, Principal Lewis discovers a talent of Barry.
7x18 Flirting With Disaster aired: Sunday May 15, 2011 Francine gets a job at Stan's office, which cramps Stan's style and his ability to flirt with co-workers. When Francine retaliates with a little flirting of her own, war breaks out at work.
7x19 Gorillas in the Mist aired: Sunday May 22, 2011 Bonding with Steve at the zoo causes Stan to lose Steve in the gorilla cage.
Season 8 Episode List
8x1 Hot Water aired: Sunday Sep 25, 2011 Stressed out by his family and his obligations, Stan decides to buy a hot tub to relieve his stress, but gets into hot water when he finds out the hot tub is evil.
8x2 Hurricane! aired: Sunday Oct 2, 2011 When a hurricane hits Langley Falls, the Smiths fight like mad to survive in their home. Part 3 of a three-part crossover with The Cleveland Show and Family Guy.
8x3 A Ward Show aired: Sunday Nov 6, 2011 Roger becomes Steve's legal guardian, but gets a little overzealous in the parenting department when he gets the principal fired. After getting beat up by the other teachers at the school, Steve decides to run away. Meanwhile, Stan and Francine attempt to make waves after discovering that their vacation at the biggest water park in the world fails to get their hearts pumping.
8x4 The Worst Stan aired: Sunday Nov 13, 2011 When Stan realizes that he might never fulfill his dream of becoming a Best Man, he convinces his last single friend, Principal Lewis to marry the school's Superintendent and to choose him as his Best Man. Stan invites Lewis' old friend from prison to the wedding, only to discover a secret that could prevent the wedding from happening at all. Meanwhile, Roger finds the perfect pair of shorts, and an encounter with Ricky Martin makes him question his self-confidence.
8x5 Virtual In-Stanity aired: Sunday Nov 20, 2011 Stan makes a desperate attempt to bond with his son by creating a busty blonde bombshell.
8x6 The Scarlett Getter aired: Sunday Nov 27, 2011 When Stan runs into his former crush from CIA boot camp, his affection for her resurfaces, which drives Francine into a jealous frenzy. By including Roger in her plan for revenge, Francine accidentally leads him straight into the arms of a dangerous alien hunter. Meanwhile, Steve is struck with good luck, when he accidentally wears Hayley's panties to school.
8x7 Season's Beatings aired: Sunday Dec 11, 2011 Father Donovan holds a Christmas play at the mall and casts Stan as Santa Claus and Roger as Jesus. But after the two get in a fight and cause a scene, Stan is kicked out of the church. Meanwhile, Hayley and Jeff adopt a child who turns out to be possessed.
8x8 The Unbrave One aired: Sunday Jan 8, 2012 When Steve tries to prove himself as a macho man to Stan, he follows in Roger's footsteps and tries to change himself from the outside in with a superhero persona. Meanwhile, Francine is going through an identity crisis of her own when she receives surprising news that could change the family forever.
8x9 Stanny Tendergrass aired: Sunday Jan 29, 2012 When Stan finally has enough money to afford a membership at the golf club he has worked at for the past thirty summers, his hard work and perseverance prove to be futile when the club gives a membership to Steve first. However, things are not all what they seem when Stan realizes who the club owner really is.
8x10 Wheels & the Legman and the Case of Grandpa's Key aired: Sunday Feb 12, 2012 Stan joins Roger and Steve's fictional detective agency, but he ruins the fun by being extremely incompetent at his "job." Roger demands that Steve fire Stan, but Steve cannot bring himself to do it and ends up lying to Roger. Things take a turn for the worse when Stan is kidnapped, and Steve must tell Roger the truth.
8x11 Old Stan in the Mountain aired: Sunday Feb 19, 2012 When Stan is overly enthusiastic about his hatred for old people, a hex is placed on him that turns him into a frail, old man. Meanwhile, Roger takes Francine on a road trip to a dance competition, but she soon finds out it's not what she bargained for.
8x12 The Wrestler aired: Sunday Mar 4, 2012 When Barry (guest voice Eddie Kay Thomas) threatens Stan's old high school wrestling record, Stan enlists Roger to beat Barry and defend his small claim to fame. However, Stan is caught off-guard when Roger, not Barry, is actually the threat to Stan's record.
8x13 Dr. Klaustus aired: Sunday Mar 11, 2012 Roger acts as the family therapist as his alter-ego "Dr. Penguin" until he is sent out to fight the war in Iraq. Klaus decides to take Roger's role while he is away, but not without major ruckus being caused.
8x14 Stan's Best Friend aired: Sunday Mar 18, 2012 Despite Stan's objections, Francine buys Steve the dog he has always wanted. However, when the dog suffers a horrific accident, Stan refuses to take the pup off life support because of a traumatic childhood incident.
8x15 Less Money, Mo' Problems aired: Sunday Mar 25, 2012 After losing patience with Hayley and Jeff for their freeloading ways, Stan bets the young couple that he and Francine can live on minimum wage for a month. Meanwhile, Steve and Roger embark on a mission to test drive the car of their dreams.
8x16 The Kidney Stays In the Picture aired: Sunday Apr 1, 2012 Stan fears he may not be Hayley's real father, so he goes back in time to find the truth. In doing so, he disrupts the past and must save the future.
8x17 Ricky Spanish aired: Sunday May 6, 2012 Roger rediscovers one of personas, Ricky Spanish, and remembers why he's the most hated person in Langley Falls. Meanwhile, the child Stan & Francine sponsored in Africa suddenly shows up on their doorstep.
8x18 Toy Whorey aired: Sunday May 13, 2012 When Stan catches Steve playing imaginary games with his toys, he decides to take his son down to Mexico to help him become a man. But the trip takes a turn for the worse when Stan and Steve are kidnapped by a drug cartel, and it's up to Steve to break himself and Stan out of captivity.
Season 9 Episode List
9x1 Love, AD Style aired: Sunday Sep 30, 2012 When Roger hires Hayley as a singer in his new bar, he becomes enthralled by her voice; Stan tries to prove his masculinity by negotiating a good deal on a new car.
9x2 Killer Vacation aired: Sunday Oct 7, 2012 During the Smith family's tropical vacation, Stan is ordered to kill the activities director at their resort; Jeff and Hayley try to rekindle their romance.
9x3 Can I Be Frank With You? aired: Sunday Nov 4, 2012 Francine thinks Stan spends too much time with his friends; a boy band recruits Steve and his friends for a music video.
9x4 American Stepdad aired: Sunday Nov 18, 2012 When Stan invites his recently widowed mother to move in, she and Roger fall in love and wed; Steve and his friends find a lost movie script.
9x5 Why Can't We Be Friends? aired: Sunday Dec 2, 2012 When Stan decides that Snot isn't cool enough to be Steve's best friend, he tries to separate them by staging a shooting at an ice cream parlor.
9x6 Adventures In Hayleysitting aired: Sunday Dec 9, 2012 When Steve's baby sitter is unavailable, Stan and Francine decide to leave him with Hayley; Steve sneaks out to a party to prove he's not a goody-goody.
9x7 National Treasure 4: Baby Franny: She's Doing Well: The Hole Story aired: Sunday Dec 23, 2012 A talk show reveals that Francine was the toddler who, famously, was rescued from a well by a firefighter; Francine makes a discovery when she falls down the well on the anniversary of her rescue; Stan and Roger come up with a business idea.
9x8 Finger Lenting Good aired: Sunday Jan 6, 2013 The Smiths get drunk at Roger's Mardi Gras party and make a pact with Bullock; Roger tries to find the person who left a pastie in the attic.
9x9 The Adventures of Twill Ongenbone and His Boy Jabari aired: Sunday Jan 13, 2013 Francine regrets deciding to teach Roger the value of hard work; Steve interviews Stan for a school project.
9x10 Blood Crieth Unto Heaven aired: Sunday Jan 27, 2013 When Francine invites Stan's father to a party, a dark secret about the Smith family's past is revealed.
9x11 Max Jets aired: Sunday Feb 10, 2013 Roger announces that Max Jets, a character who showers the Smith family with money, is making a return; a gold-digging waitress romances Max and threatens the family's inheritance.
9x12 Naked to the Limit, One More Time aired: Sunday Feb 17, 2013 Roger pretends to be Jeff's imaginary friend so he can roam around the house without a disguise; when Jeff realizes Roger is an alien, Stan issues an ultimatum -- either Roger or Jeff must be killed; Steve becomes insecure about his body.
9x13 For Black Eyes Only aired: Sunday Mar 10, 2013 When Black Villain shoots Stan's new wife, Sexpun Tocome, on their honeymoon, Stan teams up with his nemesis to take him down.
9x14 Spelling Bee My Baby aired: Sunday Mar 24, 2013 Francine tries to rig the school spelling bee so that Steve will win; Stan and Roger try to rush Hayley's grieving process so she will be available to judge their badminton game.
9x15 The Missing Kink aired: Sunday Apr 14, 2013 Francine tries to get Stan to spice up their sex life; Hayley tries to get back into dating and accepts a date with Snot.
9x16 The Boring Identity aired: Sunday Apr 21, 2013 When Stan gets amnesia, Francine tries to turn him into her ideal husband; Steve is drawn into the corrupt side of Roger's paper route business.
9x17 The Full Cognitive Redaction of Avery Bullock by the Coward Stan Smith aired: Sunday Apr 28, 2013 Stan is shocked when he is told that Deputy Director Bullock is showing early signs of dementia and needs his memory erased; Roger hires an old friend to help Steve with a bully at school.
9x18 Lost in Space aired: Sunday May 5, 2013 Jeff must prove his love for Hayley to Emperor Zing in order to find his way home from the spaceship that abducted him.
9x19 Da Flippity Flop aired: Sunday May 12, 2013 When Stan refuses to switch Klaus back into his original body, he steals Stan's body; Roger builds a gym in the attic.
Season 10 Episode List
10x1 Steve and Snot's Test-Tubular Adventure aired: Sunday Sep 29, 2013 When Steve and Snot use a cloning machine to create dates for prom night, they end up having to raise two fast-growing babies.
10x2 Poltergasm aired: Sunday Oct 6, 2013 Francine's dissatisfaction in the bedroom causes a haunting; Haley introduces her new guy to the family.
10x3 Buck, Wild aired: Sunday Nov 3, 2013 Eager to prove he is no longer a child, Steve joins Stan in the annual CIA hunting trip; Roger and Klaus take a road trip.
10x4 Crotchwalkers aired: Sunday Nov 10, 2013 When Francine teaches Steve shoplifting techniques in an effort to look cool, Steve gets caught and sent to a sweatshop; Roger, Hayley and Klaus form a balalaika group.
10x5 Kung Pao Turkey aired: Sunday Nov 24, 2013 Stan's plans for a perfect Thanksgiving, watching football in his underwear are thwarted when Francine invites her adoptive parents to join them for the holiday.
10x6 Independent Movie aired: Sunday Dec 1, 2013 A girl distracts Steve from his mission to help his friend deal with his father's death; Stan and Roger invent an automatic cake cutter.
10x7 Faking Bad aired: Sunday Dec 8, 2013 When Hayley helps Steve expand his fake ID business they must deal with another fake ID distributor.
10x8 Minstrel Krampus aired: Sunday Dec 15, 2013 When Steve begins acting like a spoiled brat, Stan takes him to see Grandpa Jack (Daran Norris), who shares a story about a demon (Danny Glover) who would punish naughty children on Christmas; Hayley lands a job at the airport.
10x9 Vision: Impossible aired: Sunday Jan 5, 2014 After Roger gets in an accident while trying to take a picture of his crotch on a traffic cam, he begins having visions of the future.
10x10 Familyland aired: Sunday Jan 12, 2014 When the cryogenically frozen founder of Familyland is mistakenly thawed, the Smiths find themselves prisoners at the theme park.
10x11 Cock of the Sleepwalk aired: Sunday Jan 26, 2014 Stan mistakenly unleashes a good persona who is intent on doing good deeds that Stan wouldn't consider.
10x12 Introducing the Naughty Stewardesses aired: Sunday Mar 16, 2014 Roger forges a radical plan to help Steve date the hot girl at school. Roger will switch faces with Steve “Face/Off”-style, seduce her, then tag Steve back in after she's fallen for him. But, Roger soon decides he may actually want to keep her for himself. Meanwhile, Stan and Francine become “Charlie's Angels”-type airline stewardesses to thwart an evil plan by Mark Cuban to blow up the sun.
10x13 I Ain't No Holodeck Boy aired: Sunday Mar 23, 2014 Stan is upset that Steve and his friends don't play outside; Hayley claims she is Roger's queen after buying his home star.
10x14 Stan Goes on the Pill aired: Sunday Mar 30, 2014 Stan is turned into a woman when he takes an experimental drug.
10x15 Honey, I'm Homeland aired: Sunday Apr 6, 2014 Stan tries to infiltrate a leftist cell he believes is planning a terrorist attack.
10x16 She Swill Survive aired: Sunday Apr 13, 2014 Afraid that Hayley lacks life skills, Stan makes her take a job as a bartender; when Bullock (Patrick Stewart) becomes Hayley's best customer, Stan uses his daughter's knowledge to get ahead at work.
10x17 Rubberneckers aired: Sunday Apr 27, 2014 Stan learns how to slyly check out other women; Roger and Klaus try to cover up a stain on a new couch.
10x18 Permanent Record Wrecker aired: Sunday May 4, 2014 When budget cuts result in Stan getting fired, his work experience is considered classified and he is forced to take a job at the store Steve manages; Roger makes a bet with an irritating coffee shop musician (Robin Thicke).
10x19 News Glance With Genevieve Vavance aired: Sunday May 11, 2014 Hayley takes a job as an intern at a local news station for a reporter -- who is actually Roger in disguise.
10x20 The Longest Distance Relationship aired: Sunday May 18, 2014 Hayley meets a millionaire who tries to help her move on from her heartbreak; Snot and Steve make a discovery.
10x21 News Glance with Genevieve Vavance aired: Sunday May 18, 2014
Season 11 Episode List
11x1 Roger Passes the Bar aired: Sunday Sep 14, 2014 Roger is forced to sell his beloved attic bar to a restaurant chain after suffering a heart attack, and a sexy new next-door neighbor promises to take Steve and his friends' virginity in return for housework.
11x2 A Boy Named Michael aired: Sunday Sep 14, 2014 Roger movies in with Greg and Terry.
11x3 Blagsnarst, A Love Story aired: Sunday Sep 21, 2014 Roger and Francine discover an alien in the woods, and Roger capriciously has a one-night relationship with her before being fed up with her quirks. He tries to get rid of her by calling the CIA, but then realizes that he can't go through with it.
11x4 Blonde Ambition aired: Monday Oct 20, 2014 When her efforts to save the planet prove hopeless, Hayley decides that she might get more attention if she becomes a blonde. Meanwhile, Stan and Steve go on a mission to find a new home for the Smiths.
Season 12 Episode List
12x1 Blonde Ambition aired: Monday Oct 20, 2014 When her efforts to save the planet prove hopeless, Hayley decides that she might get more attention if she becomes a blonde. Meanwhile, Stan and Steve go on a mission to find a new home for the Smiths.
12x2 CIAPOW aired: Monday Oct 27, 2014 When Bullock sends a drone to do the job Stan and his colleagues are supposed to do, Stan is determined to prove that humans are better than robots. Meanwhile, Francine and the rest of the family participate in a slow motion race against one another in the living room.
12x3 Scents and Sensei-bility aired: Monday Nov 3, 2014 Steve and Snot are fed up with being bullied. When they enroll in a karate class, Snot is brainwashed by the sensei, and it's Steve's mission to get him back. Meanwhile, Klaus develops a horrible odor and is forced to be an outside pet.
12x4 Big Stan on Campus aired: Monday Nov 10, 2014 When the CIA is forced to make cutbacks and go on furlough, Stan volunteers to take a position as a college campus security guard. Meanwhile, Roger opens a bed and breakfast to boost the family's income.
12x5 Now and Gwen aired: Monday Nov 17, 2014 When Francine's sister Gwen comes to town, Hayley suspects she is up to no good. Meanwhile, Stan teaches Steve the art of hugging Aunt Gwen, and Klaus shadows Roger's dramatic comments.
12x6 Dreaming of a White Porsche Christmas aired: Monday Dec 1, 2014 When Stan wishes he could have Principal Lewis' carefree, single life, a la "It's a Wonderful Life," his wish comes true. In Stan's wish world, Principal Lewis has his family.
12x7 LGBSteve aired: Monday Feb 23, 2015 Hayley is dying to be on a roller derby team, but they only will let her play if her 'sister' Steve gets to play. Meanwhile, a magical carpenter visits Stan and Francine, and Roger runs the roller rink.
12x8 Morning Mimosa aired: Monday Mar 2, 2015 When Steve swears at Francine, she refuses to cook for him, and he becomes a successful chef, appearing on a popular morning show. Meanwhile, Stan thinks he can make people invisible by snapping his fingers.
12x9 My Affair Lady aired: Monday Mar 9, 2015 Hayley gets a job and starts to fall for a co-worker. Meanwhile, Stan chauffers Steve and Francine to a Mother-Son dance.
12x10 A Star is Reborn aired: Monday Mar 16, 2015 While on vacation in Los Angeles, Stan joins the world of old Hollywood. Meanwhile, Roger kennel-trains Steve and Hayley.
12x11 Manhattan Magical Murder Mystery Tour aired: Monday Mar 23, 2015 Francine is up for an award for her lonely housewife novel, so the family heads to the Big Apple for the ceremony. Meanwhile, Stan and Hayley hang out with actor Robert Wuhl, and Steve and Roger recreate their Wheels and the Legman personas.
12x12 The Shrink aired: Monday Mar 30, 2015 Stan is horrified when he sees a couple die in a car crash, and he goes to see a shrink. Meanwhile, Roger and Klaus study for a wine tasting.
12x13 Holy S, Jeff's Back!* aired: Monday May 18, 2015 Jeff returns from space ... or does he? Meanwhile, Steve watches after Snot's hamster.
12x14 American Fung aired: Monday May 25, 2015 "American Dad" is sold to a Chinese businessman. Meanwhile, Stan has Francine committed to an insane asylum when he forgets their anniversary.
12x15 Seizures Suit Stanny aired: Monday Jun 1, 2015 When Stan lies about his texting-and-driving accident, he takes a seizure medication and suffers from the side effects. Meanwhile, Roger helps Steve with his performance anxiety.
Season 13 Episode List
13x1 Roots aired: Monday Jan 25, 2016 Stan sets out to stop a tree that he considers his father from being cut down. Steve realizes he's stopped growing and considers surgery.
13x2 The Life Aquatic with Steve Smith aired: Monday Feb 1, 2016 Steve joins the high school water polo team to get girls. Meanwhile, Roger and Stan get a boat.
13x3 Hayley Smith, Seal Team Six aired: Monday Feb 8, 2016 Hayley mentally regresses to a 6-year-old. Steve and his pals get a slow cooker.
13x4 N.S.A. (No Snoops Allowed) aired: Monday Feb 15, 2016 Steve goes to work with Stan and discovers the N.S.A.. Hayley decides to let go of being a vegetarian and eat meat for one day.
13x5 Stan Smith as Keanu Reeves as Stanny Utah in Point Breakers aired: Monday Feb 22, 2016 Stan goes undercover as a surfer a la Point Break. Steve befriends a drifter, Hayley might be pregnant, and Roger wants the World Cup to be held in the backyard.
13x6 Kiss Kiss, Cam Cam aired: Monday Feb 29, 2016 Stan gets Francine baseball tickets for her birthday but is upset when they have a horrible kiss on the kiss cam. Steve and Roger head to Nevada to help clean polluted water.
13x7 The Devil Wears a Lapel Pin aired: Monday Mar 7, 2016 When Stan is given the task of putting together the CIA calendar, Hayley attempts to destroy it. Meanwhile, Roger gets a Discover card and fakes his death to get out of paying the enormous balance.
13x8 Stan-Dan Deliver aired: Monday Mar 14, 2016 Roger becomes a teacher at Steve's school and gets involved with a class of underprivileged kids. Meanwhile, Stan and Francine visit a retirement home and Stan decides to stay.
13x9 Anchorfran aired: Monday Mar 21, 2016 Francine sets out to help news anchor Greg when he and Terry split up. Roger becomes obsessed with a fictional boy from an old game called Dream Phone.
13x10 The Two Hundred aired: Monday Mar 28, 2016
13x11 The Unincludeds aired: Monday Apr 11, 2016 Steve and Snot alter their futures when they throw a party for the uncool kids. Meanwhile, Roger is disgruntled when a waitress doesn't compliment his order.
13x12 The Dentist's Wife aired: Monday Apr 18, 2016 Roger loses his identity after becoming fascinated by a local dentist's wife. Meanwhile, Klaus throws a party when Stan and the kids are unable to move from being sore after working out.
13x13 Widow's Pique aired: Monday Apr 25, 2016 When Stan is on a mission, Francine pretends she's a widow. Steve and his friends play wrestling and get beat up by Principal Lewis.
13x14 The Nova Centauris-burgh Board of Tourism Presents: American Dad aired: Monday May 2, 2016 Francine joins Steve and his pals for a live-action role-playing game; Stan opens a Seaworld knock-off in the house.
13x15 Daesong Heavy Industries aired: Monday May 9, 2016 Stan loses his faith after Steve questions everything in the Bible, so Stan takes the family to Korea to investigate the rumors of a reinvented Noah's Ark.
13x16 Daesong Heavy Industries II: Return to Innocence aired: Monday May 16, 2016 Stan and Francine lose their memories and resort to primitive living on an island; Jeff enlists in the Navy after he and Hayley are rescued; Roger and Steve try to survive on a lifeboat in the middle of the ocean.
13x17 Criss-Cross Applesauce: The Ballad of Billy Jesusworth aired: Monday May 23, 2016 Francine convinces Stan to let Roger play in his basketball league; Steve sings a parody of R. Kelley's "Trapped in the Closet".
13x18 Mine Struggle aired: Monday May 30, 2016 Stan discovers a salt mine in the backyard, but Steve turns out to be the rightful owner of the land, and faces pressure from the family to sell.
13x19 Garfield and Friends aired: Monday Jun 6, 2016 Stan brings President Garfield back to life to teach Hayley about history; Steve joins the school newspaper.
13x20 Gifted Me Liberty aired: Monday Jun 13, 2016 Stan goes on a mission to find out who didn't bring a gift to the CIA's Secret Santa party; Steve poses as the good boyfriend for several female classmates.
13x21 Next of Pin aired: Monday Jun 20, 2016 Stan and Steve start bowling for more quality time together; Klaus holds a contest to see whether Roger or Hayley has the worse attention span.
13x22 Standard Deviation aired: Monday Jun 27, 2016 To avoid a suicide mission, Stan must beat Bullock in a DJ battle; Jeff starts drinking psychedelic teas and builds an imaginary musical instrument with Roger's help.
Season 14 Episode List
14x1 Father's Daze aired: Monday Nov 7, 2016 Stan can't escape a recurring Father's Day. Using a mind erasing tool from the CIA, Stan repeats the day over and over again until he thinks everything is perfect.
14x2 Fight and Flight aired: Monday Nov 14, 2016 Stan goes over-the-top to produce a reenactment of Charles Lindbergh's solo flight for Steve's school project after he gets an F. Klaus buys a pair of shoes online and Hayley helps him harass the neighbor they believe has stolen them.
14x3 The Enlightenment of Ragi-Baba aired: Monday Nov 21, 2016 Hayley takes Roger with her to a meditation center and he quickly takes over, becoming one of the world's leading authorities on meditation. Stan and Steve become apprentices as they are taught the art of making sushi.
14x4 Portrait of Francine's Genitals aired: Monday Nov 28, 2016 Stan is embarrassed when a painting of Francine's genitals, done by a famous artist, is unveiled at the museum. Steve turns to helping people after masturbation is ruined by his mom's portrait.
14x5 Bahama Mama aired: Monday Dec 5, 2016 Stan gets upset at the idea of becoming a grandfather after Hayley and Jeff announced they're trying to have a baby; Steve and Klaus join a drug gang.
14x6 Roger's Baby aired: Monday Dec 12, 2016 Roger agrees to give birth to Jeff so he can be human again; Steve secretly signs Snot up for a makeover through the TV show Morning Mimosas.
14x7 Ninety North, Zero West aired: Monday Dec 19, 2016 The Smith's rescue Steve after he's kidnapped and taken to the North Pole, where Santa Claus is using children to mine for precious stones needed for an ancient ritual.
14x8 Whole Slotta Love aired: Monday Apr 10, 2017 Francine becomes less attracted to Stan when he gets involved with slot car racing; Roger becomes a stewardess to perform comedy routines on planes, but is upset when another stewardess is funnier than him.
14x9 The Witches of Langley aired: Monday Apr 17, 2017 Steve and his friends take up witchcraft to gain power and popularity at school; Stan and Klaus become obsessed with remembering '90s bands.
14x10 A Nice Night for a Drive aired: Monday Apr 24, 2017 Klaus gets transferred into the navigation system of Stan's car when Stan refuses to pay for life-saving surgery; Steve and his friends prank Roger, who then terrorizes them for revenge.
14x11 Casino Normale aired: Monday May 1, 2017 Francine steals from the CIA and pretends to be a super villain to incite Stan to be more seductive; Roger tricks Hayley and Steve into trapping Jay Leno so he can take revenge.
14x12 Bazooka Steve aired: Monday May 29, 2017 Steve becomes the town pariah after he convinces the star quarterback of the arena football team to stop playing; Roger forces Hayley to become a cab driver to pay him back for her gambling debts.
14x13 Camp Campawanda aired: Monday Jun 5, 2017 Francine becomes less attracted to Stan when he gets involved with slot car racing; Roger becomes a stewardess to perform comedy routines on planes, but is upset when another stewardess is funnier than him.
14x14 Julia Rogerts aired: Monday Jun 12, 2017 Roger runs off in disguise as a Julia Roberts character to a small town after Stan hurts his feelings; Steve plans a meeting when he finds out that Jeff and Barry have never met.
14x15 The Life and Times of Stan Smith aired: Monday Jul 24, 2017 Stan becomes addicted to dying after Roger tricks him into thinking he had a heart attack; Klaus takes Steve to Arizona State University for a college visit, where a fraternity hazes him.
14x16 The Bitchin' Race aired: Monday Jul 31, 2017 The family competes on the reality show, "The Bitchin' Race", but after Stan and Hayley ditch the less-motivated Steve and Francine to team up, they end up in a Tunisian labor prison.
14x17 Family Plan aired: Monday Aug 7, 2017 Francine reconnects with her birth family when she starts craving the experience of having a big family; Stan becomes a Picker based on his obsession with "American Pickers."
14x18 The Long Bomb aired: Monday Aug 14, 2017 While having trouble communicating, Stan and Hayley team up to stop a terrorist plot to blow up the Bazooka Sharks arena; Roger pretends to be an escort.
14x19 Kloger aired: Monday Aug 21, 2017 Roger and Klaus start having a secret affair after they accidentally end up on an online date together; Steve tries to catch Hayley's pink eye to get out of doing a fitness test at school.
14x20 Garbage Stan aired: Monday Aug 28, 2017 Stan and Steve open up their own father-son garbage business after Stan inherits his father's old truck; Roger finds Hayley is a natural at bumper pool and brings her to play with the best player in town.

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